Another Below Deck Podcast
Another Below Deck Podcast

Episode 197 · 2 months ago

The Worst Charter Guests of All Time | Below Deck Down Under S1 E12

ABOUT THIS EPISODE

Nick and Dylan are back to walk Pat through an episode filled with stains, billboards, personal stories, the proletariat, sass, abuse of power and even more Below Deck Down Under.

The full season of Below Deck Down Under recaps is ALREADY available only on our Patreon at https://Patreon.com/AnotherPodcastNetwork

Also available is our coverage of Below Deck Sailing and Love is Blind seasons 1 and 2 for both shows!

Check out our merch!

https://anothermerchstore.com

We also cover Bachelor Nation very week on Another Bachelor Podcast

https://bit.ly/AnotherBachelorPodcast_YouTube

This to me was so sad that this was an improvement. Hey, look at these dirty sheets. Should I change these dirty sheet? Calls Asia down. It looks like a crime scene and she's like Hey, what is this? Guys? This is another podcast. Network presents the patreon exclusive recap of Peacock's bravos below deck, Dayn and I'm Dylan, sidled up next to one real Nicholas Davis Ahoy matees. Pat Is over there behind the glasses. So Um public service announcement. Let me say it. It is no, no, that's hang on a second. I'm apologizing to PAT. There are two jokes I try to say last episode and they just stuck in my crop because I got I was I was. I was met with silent pat was just mad that we were going along tonight and I didn't. They weren't like they fought. I felt like they were bad delivery and they sound like insults. I was trying to be like Jimmy Jabby, like Shari Liking Beverly Hill. I don't really think that was the impetus. I didn't I don't know if that that was taken. It serious. You know, I don't listen to anybody and also one and also one time I said you were an awkward moment, and also one time I said it was. It was because we got like another line about it and I kind of tried to I don't know, not for me. I don't listen. I okay, I individually felt very weird about it. And then also when I said, Oh, well, you're you're the double the age of of Dylan, that was like a unnecessarily shot across the bow of him for being all all the time. He's not old and he's extremely handsome. We're fine. I just because we're both like you bringing this up, because I had me personally, I'm I'm just talking about my own vibe of the show. I was like two great shows and then from that point on I was like I got all I got. Like in my head I'm like, I didn't mean those as insults. Nick got in here. H Dope, dope, dope, dope, dope, tope dope. So here what's going on tonight? We are running late. It is very late at night. We've recorded many hours of podcasts because we're grinding. We do not know Andrew Schultz, so please tell your friends and steal credit cards and we at some point we'll stop like complaining about the hours of podcasting, because now it's set in stone. We have two nights and we have three shows each night and one hour should be allotted for each show and it should be three hours of recording time. He's stepping back into being fucking awkward again. Yeah, I know, I so. Uh. Second Public Service announcement or third? At this point, Patrick has not watched the show because of our schedule. First off, let me apologize the listeners, because that's who I am. No, that's who I owe the respect of my occupation too. I did not get a chance to watch the show and I'm...

...sorry about that. I had a tough day, uh and uh busy schedule, and it's it will be uh not only rare, it will be like abortion. It'll be safe and UH free. What's the other word? Legal? Anyway, I'm sorry, but nick and Dylan thought it'd be funny if I get high. You tell me if that's unprofessional in me, but I'M gonna hang in here and mix it up. So are. Our thought was Um, if dumb dumb didn't get the chance, I wasn't that aggressive about it. I actually understand this quick turn around yes, this was this was a tough week. We had an important meeting on Thursday for me. We, we, they're they're alcohol voguls. We thought it. We had a two hour meeting that PAT could have used to watch below deck and, dare I say, maybe you spend a little time with Ellie. Yeah, but this week legal safe rare. We did not have those two hours for Pat. So Pat has not seen the show. But what we were thinking was, well, let's just get him, let's get him cookie, let's just get him cookie right on Chocky's and let's get through this episode together. Brothers and are of that proposition has already been accomplished. I am flying and we're going to explain to you what you missed and, honestly, you're gonna be able to fill in a lot of the blanks because this show, as we've talked about, is paid by numbers. It's paid by numbers and it's bad. But that doesn't mean that this episode is going to be bad. Because, brothers and arms, here we go. Pat, why don't you give us your thoughts and not us? Ah, so Um, just based on your enthusiasm, Dylan, you were talking about earlier. I guess we're pretty excited about talking about the episode and you were like, Hey, just, you know, focus checking out, focus on Benny and Jamie. Right. I said, if you can't watch the show, just go to the Benny and Jamie parks. Yeah, he seemed pretty enthused about that. It's pretty fire. Yeah, really, should I watch the episode? No, okay, is you or not? Nick, can I propose something next week? I don't watch. Oh you guys, explain it to me. No, I'm just kidding. I mean that should be our week off. If anybody needs a week off, really needs like guys, I need to take a mental health week. Just don't watch any of the shows. Come in, we'll record. Well, that's the whole thing about precedent. It has been said. By the way, I can't wait for the patreon exodus. That happens and it won't be that bad, but there will definitely be some comments like pat didn't even watch the show. I love that level thinking. Pat's like all these people will signed up. Do Hear me? Listen to recap the show and one episode I did not. I was in studio but I...

...didn't watch it. Now they're all gonna live. People are always trying to find a reason to get most people forget they're paying the five dollars. Be like that and don't be so poor. We put out six episodes a week. If you're not happy, get the funk out of there. Honestly leave. So last we left off, Ben UH E had lifted the jet ski with Spike Jones, or whatever he calls himself, still aboard the jet skame. It's just completely dangerous. Uh Jamie tells hot captain Um, and usually he would be the guy to go too. But, as we know too well, one hot captain this Caligula and might still well want his evening with Benny. And too he pays no mind to danger. I mean this man ran a yacht through an airport. We've seen the footage. He's like, Oh, he put, he put culver and danger. I like the coat of his Jim Babe. We keep him on a little bit longer, full throughout. And also I didn't we often talk about the Shitty cliffhangers were left on. We talked about tuguing cheek. We have many names for the twists, but in this respect I was left wondering what was going to happen to Benny. But now I'm pissed because they've done it to us two times in a row and I'm certain he stays and PAT. What are your thoughts? Well, we're talking the cliffhanger where Jamie was talking to hot captain where he said let's fire. Yeah, I like it, I like it. And UH, so we don't get to find out if, if, if, Benny gets fired. Uh Captain, hot captain says he's going to do more across and he wants to hear Benny side of this story. I thought it was very insulting to say you're, you're what do you call that? What? What do you what do you call put, put, put the slam, the brakes down on that, because we're gonna get I know exactly what you're talking about. I just want to know the word. I'm looking for. The department head. Your Department head says I can't work with the guy. He's gone, and captain says straight to his face, there's two sides every so, yeah, that's it's very insulting and he does it multiple times throughout the episode. Um, I forgot who we had on board at a at a certain point, and then someone from Ridgemont High says, uh, he's whipping up some biscuits. Dude, southern breakfast is gonna be nice. Um. I was like, who the fund is that these are the worst? These are not the worst people ever, because, like, we've actually done that title for below deck three times where he started. Worst guests ever, worst charted guests ever, hilarious every time. And then was a bit by you. No, no, no, definitely not. Just retarded. Queen of Versailles was the first time Erica rose and UH chuck just Uh. Me and Sandra share a passion for APN. Check out the fat cat. Look at him, he's got his fucking feet up. I mean so Jamie and hotcap agree that they need to have a chat, and hot cap says some ship about carrying ship with you, and Benny is a dangerous little piece...

...of ship who slaughtered his parents. He should be fired and jailed. Pack and I gotta Meanwhile, meanwhile, Magda is doing better. Evidently she's asking about what the stains are in the beds. I guess when you set a bar that low, you can really fucking impress the people. This, to me, was so sad that this was an improvement. Hey, look at these dirty sheets. Should I change these dirty. She calls Asia down. It looks like a crime scene and she's like hey, fat is this and she's like, I am so proud of her because she she would have just put the Duvet over that in weeks past. I really like this because I feel like the listeners right in front of we. We've already cultivated people with our same sense of humor, but it's literally like we're talking to them like they haven't seen the episodes. So Magda is in a room and there remember those self canning on that eight. This was on just sheets. But Magda fucking radios Asia, and she's like should I change these? Is that fucking thought? When you were saying there were stays, I thought there was come and we're not gonna say that word anymore. We both. So it was just spray Tan on the beds. So breakfast hits the table. I got a personal story. I got add to the show? No, you said we were going to be thirty five minutes. So No, personal absolutely should most uncomfortable moment of my life. So I lived in this shitty apartment before I came to this beautiful neighborhood next to a freeway and bought a home. You know and you made it, dude, winner, winner. I think I can hear the freeway from here. Anyway, my last night spent in that Shitty apartment with my future wife Shari, we said, how about one last time? And Uh we, uh, we had amazing sex. And then the family show up the next day to move us over to this beautiful, sprawling property next to a freeway and UH, my father in law, Reuben, is helping carrying in the bed. We hadn't stripped down the sheets. We plopped the UH, the bed down in the living room of our new home and sure's underwear. Uh Uh fell on the floor in front of my father in law. Most pretty, most embarrassing moment. Now I was I was wondering, your wife wears underwear in bed. I don't think there's anything that was proven there. UH, they're in the sheets, you know. Yeah, what what'd you say? She was really hot, she said. Uh, you know, Reuben, I can explain that. Your your daughter in laws or your your stepdaughter said, uh, my pussy is super hot, I gotta take these underwears off. But we didn't funk her nothing. I was wondering. If it's any consolation, I intend to keep your blood ling uh if I was wondering if there was going to be a large amount of bodily fluid on the well, that's what triggered the story, because I'm sure the underwear the way it was, it felt to the floor and made a loud a thud. He Pants. Okay, so we gotta move...

...on Um too. I genuinely don't know what that means. So ben come, Benny fucked up again on her panties when she was gone. Can we stop? You use the panties for clean up. So Benny fucked up again and left the Jacuzzi in ruins. And we're still in the meanwhile. Here breakfast hits the table in the form of another large format thing that the guests have to harvest themselves. It's a giant wheel of sausage. Um, so and and and that's cool and whatnot. I understand that it's romantic, but like it's only romantic too in very, very rare contexts outside of Philadelphia. In Philadelphia, where people say would hear and stuff, you see a giant roll of sausage, people start salivating and singing songs Um, but anywhere else it's just like, oh, that's a ship. Ton Of fucking tubed meat. Not Quite anywhere. Well, Germany, as I think I've clarified, I am from Wisconsin, me that, but I saw this and I was salving I was like, this is a giant piece of meat that is presented like a cinnamon roll breakfast. Honestly, I've never seen everything I've ever said about Ryan, any anything Dylan's ever said about Ryan. I take back. What a meal. I want that sausage. Someone deliver that. No, you can get that somewhere. I used to. My grandma always used to just boil a nice ring of Bologney, and then I did it and catch up and eat that ring of Bologne. Ryan and cap are really hitting it off over wet eggs, and this gives us an opportunity to dry. Ryan a piece of ship. Adult, was also a piece of ship kid. He was a Schmoozer and he learned that quote, good looks and charm can often save the day. He has also learned that they don't last forever. Well, no, not quite yet, because he still thinks that that is what's saving him and it doesn't. It makes perfect sense that he and Magda are such fast friends because they both think that their tends and, more importantly, they both think that it's working. Whatever it is. The sad thing, though, they're both delusional. But MAGNA, because of her measurements, or she's closer to actually living in reality. What are you talking about? How far her away her eyes are from one another? What are you talking no, destruments are you talking about? She is tall and she has fake boobs, probably a little bit. I thought you were talking about how far eyes were. She can still use her looks, mediocre as they may be, to acquire what she wants. If Ryan is still thinking he's skating through life's because he's cute, he's he's sucking up real bad. He's about to get fired off below death and not have anybody like him on social media, which the little wouldn't coming down the show, and we find out just how...

...delusional he is when hot captain says, uh, you know, Ryan's doing everything that he can to uh, to curry favor, but I'm gonna get this fucking rat off the boat the second I fucking can't. It was a great moment where Ryan's bringing cap breakfast, kind of like Rachel lively, and they're kind of schmoozing a little bit and Ryan's like. See, I was a little bit of a Dick last week, but good looks and a little charm we'll get you anywhere in life. Cut To captain Jason Going, Hey, do you guys have any fucking chefs? Will even take the meanest, shittiest one you've ever had if you have him available. Hold on, this was episode twelve right that I watch there's like four more episodes left. He's losing. Hot Captain Better fucking fire this batter. It's not going anywhere. Oh boy. Meanwhile, meanwhile, Jamie ship talks Benny to Brent. Hot Captain says, I know you guys are paying sixty dollars a day to the guests, but we've got shoots and ladders, so no worries the board game. Yeah, it's raining outside, so hot cap goes, Hey, guys, I know it's just piss poor weather, but the good news is we've got a ton of board games in there. We've got scrabble, and I know it's ruined your vacation, but hey, turn that fround upside down and start getting some triple word boosters. Huh. And also, you guys haven't seen this fucking scrabble board. It looks like the board from Jumanji. This thing was incredible. It was like six and just thick. It had like these drawers you would pull out the letters. It's the individual player. It was honestly very ornate. It was beautiful. It's supremo scrabble board. If, even if the weather was nice, I would be like hey, minions, bring that scrabble board out to the aft deck, as I shipped on the bow. So we then get to the meeting between Benny and Jamie and safe to say, it does not go well. Would you mind pulling up what sets this up, because captain hot stuff is supposed to be doing an internal investigation. So Jamie pulls a which you might I got a pea again. Yeah, it's the adderall. I don't know if you felt that, but it'll make I'll stand there feeling like I have and it's also dead actually too Um. I'll stand there the toilet with like a feeling after PA but it's like in large my prostate and I'll just stand there like I'm fucking h yeah, a minute. It will be forty five minutes of just me feeling I have to piece. So then I go back to bed. I'm like, I have to be. I should go up again. It was when they switched me to the XR. My doctor didn't even consult me. Sorry, by that you mean the generic extended release. I've always been on generic, but yeah, they switched to the Xr, which is supposed to better. Everybody raised about I should peace. So I'm ready when we come back. God, just another file. That away is another exhibit. And Nick can't control his bodily functions. Yeah, I've been meeting to talk to me about that. I think you know, when I wrangled in this sodium intake I was doing, my tummy felt so much better. I think that might be part of the problem with him. Do you think he's eating too much...

...and that's why he ships constantly, constantly. So let me set this up at quickly. So Jamie speaks to hot captain. Hot Captain says, I'll talk to the three. You don't worry about it now. Jamie is an idiot, though, so he says. You know what suck that? I know we just did this whole hr thing, but I am going to uh pull a wild card out of my hat here and I'm gonna Double Back. I'm gonna double back. I'm just gonna have a simple one on one conversation with Benny. It's gonna go great. What the menu tonight? Got Christmas Eve, that reminds me. I'M gonna go ahead and sort out the Christmas stuff and hand that to the guys. Here he comes now, so I'll talk to you later. You can say to that, Jamie. It's a quick shot. Right. Already had a chat to the captain man. He kind of wants a meeting, but I'm gonna not have it. If we can get along and understand. I've been trying to right. This is what I'm talking about. On to talk to you. It's crazy. I'm talking to you and from day one, alright, from day one, is going to try to lead me by conversation. I've called the meeting. You stop trying to lead you by intimidation. That I'm not intimidade, not intimidation anymore. I will not be disrespected anymore and you will take your foot off my head. Do you understand? Isn't that insane? Sad you missed the episode. Uh Well, I mean this is one good scene. There's forty minutes wrapped around that one minute. Thinks UM pulls off fire. It was like forty seven minutes to that. He gave us four instes physically assault this kid. I. I you didn't say it's right there. He's got his foot on it, but that's what Benny wants. Look at how you're talking to me. Look at how you're talking to me. You said, do you understand me? To your boss, you little piece of Shit. Now hot captain has quick chat with Jamie once again and deflects Um. Show him the footage or something. Tell James, tell hot captain exactly what the little murderer said. It's very easy to get this kid fired. I don't understand why he cannot do it. No, I would love to hear your hot captain has affinity for Benny because he sucks up to hot captain. Hot captain also seems sees a loser with Jamie. Uh. Jamie C is someone who called hot captain out on how quickly he was moving the boat out of the docks. And and that's how simple we are as human beings. That's how we work out things, black cookie. It's pretty gross. UH, yeah, Benny's a douchebag. He should be fired. Incredible assessment from Pat. This is a black white situation. Benny needs to be fired. UH, Captain Jason Looks At fucking Benny, has his like shitty son, whereas Jamie is a guy who challenges him in his hotness. Uh So, yeah, but...

I was really pissed at Jamie, or captain in this moment, because I asked late team between him being good captain bad captain. I not think he's good captain, but in this moment I was mad at him because it was like bring in the other members of the deck team. They would be able to inform you whether or not that is the case. But what does captain do? What I wanted him to do. But I'm getting ahead of myself. I want to put this out there and I won't talk a lot because I obviously I didn't watch the episode. I am thinking about going back to school and get my law degree and don't do my thing. I'll have billboards on the ocean were you yelled at work today for all the I will probably I'll be better than sweet James. I will be worth like three billion dollars. I'll sue all the boats a couple of logistical issues. I love. You can put that actually anywhere in the US I'll dude, I'll get some bullies. How are you going to dealing with it? Called? How are you going to get the billboards in the ocean? boies go up with a piece of steel and says, Call Patty. Were you insulted at work on a boat that? Call me, and then I'll put I'll even lie. I'll be like we made settle for over fourteen billion dollars. So back to the fun, right, no, I'm still working on the billboard. It would be a boss in a suit with his armful looking down on you, or looking down on someone and then not looking at him. would be someone in a drug rug uh, and they'd be going like and they'd be pointing at their boss while talking to another coworker. And a drug rock. I like it. Were you yelled at work today. So back to the fun. Britain, culver, have a chat about being homeless. And have you ever heard of a drug rock? I'm gonna go fucking crazy on you. Do you know what? I'M gonna lose my mind. You know what it is? Oh, I have a question. Who gives a fuck what it is? It's very who cares what the fuck a drug Rog is? Stop talking and let me get through the episode. It's very important to the concept of the billboard we just discussed. It can't be, because the billboards not important. So how could an element of this unimportant billboard be important? Now, Dylan, I asked if we could wrap. Do we have any artists in our listenership? I would love to see this billboard so I could really show are incredible thing. They're just so happy to have a nice scrabble board and some drinks and Asian nails. It describing the environment that she is in currently. It is an upscale nursing home. They are not rowdy, they are just sitting around waiting to die. You have to clean bedpans and nursing homes US and be careful what you wish for. Um, and the scrabble boards from Walmart, well, that's it looks like an Etsy scrabble board, but I'm sure, I'm saying at a nursing all right, right, exactly,...

...it's not. This fucking wood, beautiful scrap. This was carved out of one piece of Oak. Uh. So, meanwhile, meanwhile to me does not like Christmas because it was summer when she was Christmas Sing Magnus says, bitches and wants to decorate the table with Tampons, and she proves to everyone that you can be hard working and a model at the same time. Shut the fuck up. Okay, let's get to the chat we've been waiting for. Captain says he's going to gather him, Benny and Asia for a meeting, and I hate the language he uses here. This is what Nick was talking about early on in the episode. He tells Jamie we're gonna really get to the bottom of this, we're gonna see what's really going on, and if I was Jamie, I'd be like, fuck you, dude. I'm the Boson. I'M gonna say you're the CEO, I'm a director, I am in a position of hierarchical power. I'm telling you what's going on. Please st up imbuing and implying that I am a liar with your speak. It's fucked up. Why is kermit involved in the meeting? Great question, I've never seen that before. On below deck, Captain Jason Thought he might have to fire Benny if he flares up within the meeting, so he wanted a witness that was not part of the department. He said that interesting. He said he wanted to witness within this type of meeting. I mean the stakes were through the roof. It was a great episode of below deck. So captain s uh kind of flaming your boast into his face. We covered that. Um, Benny, uh, Ryan and MAG do. These people are fucking awful. Um, Benny gets pulled up there and he says every time. Um, Jamie says, I'm confusing my notes but I don't think we're at the meeting yet. But Benny says, every time you say do your job, your fucking up. I need you to get better. You've left five things untone off your list. He's Berating and intimidating me and he says that in the meeting with captain and Jamie. He goes, you're using intimidation and he continues to use this intimidation line. So and then Captain Jason then talks to the other deck team members. He actually asks about the intimidation or are you treating all the deck hands the same? And Benny's a little bit you can't handle. All right, let's get to dinner, but before we do. Um, she's what Jake, Captain Jason was asking. I wasn't saying, Benny, and the bitch. We can. Joins Jamie in the mess says what's up, Bitch, like the fun curment that she is, and Jamie says I don't like that, with a mouth full of food and I was like, Oh, I forgot. I fucking hate Jamie too. I've been distracted because Jamie has had to deal with this insolent little weasel and I've sympathized with Jamie, but Jamie sucks pat this. This is a very important interstitial nineteen second scene. It was just after the uncomfortable meeting...

...where Jamie didn't feel like he was backed up by Asia or Captain Jason when he was trying to fire Benny. So he's feeling pretty down about himself within the Galley and he's eaten and Asia comes in just really happy. She's like what's a bitch, or whatever kermit says and he goes I don't like that, and it was like a call back to him. They showed when Bertini called him bitch, and he even showed it and he had the hat on. He's like, don't call me a bit. He does not like being called a bitch, but it also shows that he's not a fun guy to work well and also. You know, paradoxically, that does make you a bit light point, Dylan. So, UM, culver goes up and has a chat with captain. That's why I got so excited. I'm sorry, that was a dumb question. He goes up to ask for a little karaoke machine, I believe. But here is when Captain Jason has his first chat with culver, and I don't understand, and this I'm gonna turn into Grand Torino here, but I don't get this. You have to speak to different employees differently, and I understand that. If you're let's say, let's say you're the Dallas Cowboys and you've got to manage some egos. We're talking about multimillion dollar athletes at the top of their their level, then I understand. Oh, you've got to find a way to manage valuable pieces that you don't want to lose. But in what world do you need to change your cadence with Benny? Just shut the funk up. If I tell you to do something, do it. Jamie is not being intimidating, he's not being abusive. Um, but hot captain Jason seems to for some reason think, Oh, we've got to kind of modulate here depending on the person. It's fucking crazy theory. M TFC, CAN TFC NOT? Captain Jason, when he said that he agreed with like, Oh, maybe you have to massage benny differently because he's such a bitch. Uh, maybe he was goaded into saying that, because both Brittiny and culver, when questioned by hot captain Jason, both cited maybe you have to handle benny differently. And I think they both told hot captain Jason that because they are fans of Benny, but they wanted him to know that Jamie kind of a hard ass. We don't like it, but he's not really the problem. Benny can't take direction. And so then Captain Jason was going and also saying the same party line. Maybe we have to handle benny differently. Parents an internal investigation to this gravity before on on this boat. He's really bringing in just that was that was pretty big. But no, Jason has brain into this, this thing. He's pulling different people up to the crow's nest. And you know this is de Fault...

...in interviewing the proletariat about a person that is above them in the pecking order. The proletariat, their sea rats, they'll band together and they'll cut a man down. But I don't understand this, because Bertini has reasons are plenty to be piste off at Benny. He informed the guests of an opportunity they did not know they had, so that she would be subjected too late night fishing. Why stick up for Benny? Why tell hot captain Jason that Jamie is a little bit, you know, rough around the edges? Because they're weak sea rats. They are the proletariat. They will band together to try to take down the Saar Dylan. There's a reason the proletariat stays the proletariat is because they failed to see opportunity. She could have cut her coworker's throat and rised up the ladder, but hence she will stay where she is, being savaged by culver in her van and left to die. And the thing about the proletariat, that gives the proletariat power is that there are massive of them. But right now we only have three little, measily sea rats. You are not powerful enough to pull this kind of unifying bullshit. Let's get to Chris. culvers like I will work harder. It's animal farm. Ryan's Dad loved Christmas add that to the list of unremarkable fucking things about your father and your fucking family. So tonight he's gonna be a good boy and he's gonna make the easiest fucking food on planet earth, carrots, mashed potatoes, Ham and Turkey. This is fucking business. Christmas. So they were doing a Christmas party. Culver comes out where the gas in the middle of summer. We've never said this, I don't think. Yeah, Australia, yeah, they celebrate Christmas in July. So, UM, culver comes out of Santa. He's very, very fun. Um. He goes up to uh, to the crow's nests and goes, Oh, Jason, you've got quite a sleigh here, and then he puts a gag in Asia's mouth and walks her around like a B D s m simp or when. Uh No, well, it's again, but it's also called Um. There's a dominant, there's a sub sub, a sub yeah, it was very kinky. So anything that wasn't culver, that was Santa. You you gotta Watch the episode again. And that was as that. Have you not been paying attention? So Asia Tells Magda after dinner to get some rest and not talk on the phone, and the model gets rather upset about this and she lets a former fellow rat no. She goes to Ryan and voices a little bit of ship talking. Now Asia, it's a little sensible. She's the voice of reason surrounding this whole Bennything, dead horse. But she tells Jamie, when your boss tells you to do something, there is seldom a reason for you to interpret it as abuse. Uh. And Benny, the Little Moccasin, tells culver that he was blown away by the chat that he had with Captain Jamie and Asia, or Captain Jason. Jamie and Kim talk and he's just wondering...

...why he and Jamie couldn't have just had a one on one. I mean, this kid sucks. So Um Magda's on the phone. WHO GIVES A funk? Let's get to the next day. I really want to talk about this. Actually, this is the only time I've ever been in Magda Corner. Oh yeah, I was too. Asha gave her a half hour extra off. She was like, Oh, you get off at nine thirty instead of ten PM, but that's that half hours for sleep, not for talking to your boyfriend. And then Asha like got pissed when she walked into and meg do not tell me I am the proletariat. My free time is my free time. I will mutiny with my other losers if you tell me I can't talk to my boyfriend. It's like and facetime. It's like if your boss let you go a half an hour early and then tailed your home and was like Hey, you're supposed to be resting. Oh you've got McDonald's when you got off. That's not very good for brain function. Is that? You should be having a sound. It's just McDonald's, it's fucking POLINA. Alright, so Magda is declining. WHO gives a fun? Uh? NOPE, nope. Officer is going to drive the tender Um and he's going to drive the tender so that if Benny is going to be fired, Captain Jason can offer him a reminder that he was part of the team. I did think it was very mananimous of him. It doesn't make any sense. You were part of the team right before. I fucking can't you. So Brittany tells culvert that she's so sexually frustrated that she's been crying. What in God's name is going on? Then these lovely guests apart and let's get to the tip meeting. Pat. What do we got? Uh, yes, we got four dollars. Oh my God, nailed it. I'm not getting past person. I think did he saw that? I watch get out of here. You didn't? I don't know. That was awesome. I came home Russia. What's the tip? So the sea rats come together, and here's the thing with the untouchables. They banned together to build unity, but they just flame each other and at the end Benny is reduced to tears. Um, now I'm fired. No, he is not fired. I think he's gonna be kept. But he is brought in to have a little meeting with hot Captain Jason, and we end with a real bravo cliffhanger, really, the kind where we only get an end card with TBC ellipses, not scenes from next week, only TBC ellipses parking the boat or something. No, I think. No, he may or may not be fighting or firing Benny, but I believe we didn't get any shots of what happens next week. is because Benny's in every single one of them. Three more episodes. Alright, guys, jumping the comments. Let us know what you thought of the...

...episode. Support. Matt Uh, did you join me? Not Watching the show? If this could be a thing? All right, we'll see you next week. I'm doing saying goodbye nick. Say Goodbye, goodbye. That's say goodbye bye, bye, Ye bye, guy. Sorry.

In-Stream Audio Search

NEW

Search across all episodes within this podcast

Episodes (111)