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A Bummer with a Pony Tail | Below Deck Med S7 E12

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Dylan, Nick and Pat are back to talk about pizzas, divorce, watches, the ick, Aileen Wuornos, bummer pony tails, days off, trauma, Vietnam, silver linings and even more from Bravo's Below Deck Med. 

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Yeah, I just think Indiana Ja like he keeps blaming others and and their sense of humor. Everything you throw at is crass and off cutting verything. So what are you guys thinking is that you have been spoken all day and that's what that's what you're gonna go with. I can't. I can't. It's super funny. I love him. Welcome you're another brand spanking new No, it's welcome aboard another brand spanking new episode up, another below deck podcast. My name is Dylan him settled up next to one real Nicholas Davis ahoy matease produced podcast over there behind my Glass granted. So, um, I guess we can do this announcement now, Um big announcement, pretty sizeable one. Actually, we have a new show. We have jump Ship on the Bachelor, because it is one of the many horsemen of the apocalypse, should be federally illegal. We've talked about it often, but that feed has now been rebranded to drum Roll and Bad TV. It's a very broad title and it's a very broad show. We're really going to be covering any and all bad TV. We're gonna be breaking down the good in bad TV. Housewives, Fiance Love is Blind, the Oscars, the Emmy's local news. Who knows. If it's bad and it's on TV, we're gonna cover it and we're gonna goof about it. The Vaccine by Stephen Colbert. What's up? I showed you guys that you saw that when the needles came out into the vaccine when they were trying to So late Night, what what Nick's talking about? Yeah? Late Night, um beat Bobby Flight. It's all up in the air. But we are launching with something special, which is Netflix is show They're jugg or not? Love is Blind? Next. Well, actually, as you hear this, you can hop right on over to either another Batchelor podcast if that you already have that type of yeah, yeah, we're tying bad TV will come up and right there you'll have the episodes of After the Altar, the three episode arc of all those losers that were on season two of Netflix and what they're up to. Now. I've watched all episodes. I can't wait to get into it and talk about it. You know deep, you know Mallory, you know Jarrett and Danielle, the Bickerson. The bickersoner back and so are we baby. So if you love us. But the Bachelor wasn't your speed. Worry not anymore, You'll love Love is Blind, So head on over there subscribe now it's free, which is the best part. And then in three weeks we'll probably have some episodes in between after the altar and getting to our next debut, which is gonna be Love is Blind Season three on that feed I believe, debuting October nineteen. Uh yeah. Yeah. And if you want us to pick up or cover a certain show, go to Patreon, dot com, slash and other podcast network and let us know there. It's the it's the only real fans we listened to. Um so yeah, I mean people are saying they want us to cover Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. You know I don't. We'll just roll yeah, but go to patron let us know what. You want us to cover your favorite bad TV. That's it. Last piece of business. We're gonna read some of our favorite advertisers, you know that sponsor us for this show. I really have a call to action for your for our listeners and fans out there, you need to buy some of this stuff. So whatever advertiser, this applies to all of them tonight. Whatever advertiser you here, you buy a product from one of those advertisers, and you post a picture of the actual receipt or whatever. No, no, no, I definitely if it's staying posted posted it. If you using it, I don't care. Let's have a good time. Don't do that. Okay, here's the deal. Everybody to buy something this week from one of our sponsors. Okay, I'm gonna put all your names in hat and I'm gonna do a live drawing on the podcast. And the winner said drawing, we'll win the official Corey Feldman merchandise T shirt that I wore to see Corey Feldman live. This This is a very famous so it's used. Okay, you shouldn't have said that, but listen, well, actually maybe we have some sick of fans who want that, sick fans who want that. Right. So there are um a lot of famous designers in the Annals of Fashion. Right, there's Alexander Wang, there's others. This T shirt was designed by not other than fashion icon himself, real Nicholas Davis. So take a look at that, wasn't I love? Corey Feldman glared at this actual artwork on this T shirt and asked where the hell, we got it. I would love to be put up with the likes of Alexander Wang and other people you mentioned. But it was actually our producer Brian who designed at sure it's a timeless classic.

You you know, you posted it and people were just excited. Gave me the idea. People want that shirt, so buy something from our our sponsors on this episode and put you in a drawing. There you go, beautiful. So, guys, we have a hell of an episode to breakdown. How do we feel about set episode thoughts? Pots? Uh? Yeah, it's just getting really nasty about the crew. It's crazy. I feel like Captain Sandy is becoming my favorite person to board this vessel, which is something I literally never thought I would say. Uh, lots to get into, but I'm gonna hold boat seventy two knots. Okay, this show had no highlights. Yeah, it was really boring. One of the worst episodes of the season. Uh. And then I want to say something to my TV girlfriend on Italia. Cool it. If you want to keep this hot relationship going, your attitude starting to stink up, and you guys have been kind of up and down, hot and cold. It's got too hot. How could you not expect it to cool down at some point, right, right, right, all right? The only highlight of the show. Think she's possibly pushing away intentionally because you've gotten too intense for her. I think that she that's how she looks at relationships. She's very immature, very immature. Well, she just loathes emotions. It can I wrap up my yea. The only highlight here was when Z meant that beautiful girl at the club and I was like, I wonder if she's a prostitute that Andy hired? Right? You know Ben Stiller did that in The Cable Guy. No, No, I'm sorry, Jim Carrey's character The Cable Guy hired a prostitute for Matthew Broderick's character and he found out. Lad, He's like, I had her last Saturday. So anyway, until you know that was give your pots fucking all right? Um, I don't think she was a And what's real work, what's real work? Real doing the work? Sex work, sex, sex work, sex work is the real work. I don't think she was a sex worker, but she is very confusing. I'm excited to break down that in interaction Sad Birthday dinner after having a week dedicated to you. Going from that to dinner with Natalia and Dave and I don't know, Uh there is some o Court was there too? Yes, sad stuff with Court. Um you think that the days off episodes are going to be good? Mm hmm, No they're not. You think You're usually a little bit disappointing. But the good news is and we are addicted to sniffing up silver linings. It's below deck. How bad could it be? It's not The Bachelor, you know, it's still good. So we begin where we last left off, with a big to do up in the Crow's nest. Sandy has to chat with Ursula and Human Form about the information that she gleaned via Pat's TV girlfriend Italia Ratting. Now, I know Sandy had seen the filth, but it really was is n Italia Ratting that made her see the full picture? And Sandy's markedly improved this season, Like we said, I mean, we never thought we would say that she's her favorite character. But as a leader in a warrior captain, how did you not notice that everything was in shambles? Why did it? It looks like John Belushi is your chief stude down there? How why did it take Natalia ratting for you to figure that. Well, Dylan, I'm glad you brought that up, because Sandy has such a keen eye to detail. In fact, I thought this was the only inappropriate thing I've heard Sandy saying. Couple she asked to tell you why her eyebrows looked like they were shaped by a blind person with a knife. I thought that was really out of line. She has Natasha and Italia Natasha that, so if you're gonna do that, you get there, you have to do because it didn't happen, and then when it doesn't happen to the wrong persons, so confusing. So she tells Tash that she has to find time between eight at night and five in the morning to sweep into it out the trash, and Tosh pushes back a little bit but eventually concedes. And I don't want to be too harsh on Tosh. We call her a sea which in human form, and a sucubus. But the way that she smiles at the end of this performance review, it just gave me the heb gbs. It just gave me the heat. That's some people react uh differently to uncomfortable situations. I actually had a little bit of that when I get scolded in like grade school and stuff. You're smirking. Stop smiling, Mr Davis, I'm not Why are you laughing? I would just start to cry. I would just start to come. Mr Bishop in the sixth grade, he yelled at me and told me to sit down, and he kept talking. I said, why don't you find a friend? Yeah, in the sixth go Wow, that is so brutal. I wanted to get there everywhere. That's when I knew I was gonna make money in comedy. I didn't know it was gonna take forty one years. Well, is that one guy that ended up? What did he ratted you out? Your comedic duo, buddy?...

He just told us about him. I forget the sixth graded astro camp. There was a young lady named Ivy who was going to show a couple of the guys her boobs, and we were all really excited. And then there was this rat that told the pe coach about it because he wasn't invited to the boom bunk party, right damn it. And so we found out and we were cornered by coach Sam and I started crying immediately, and he said, why are you crying, and my friend Rob said, because he scared Sam. Here was that guy in the bus he like ratted you out or whatever. Alright, so, um, then we've got Dave who was still in clinically insane mode right now, Um, you know, stop telling Natarsha that you can't do this without her. Stop. I feel like he'd be able to do it markedly better. Has not been there. So back to Storm being a fucking badass and another segment wherein we hit a pizza but not really and we hear V three a bunch of times and then we dock. I mean, it is getting a little bit repetitive, but those things are tied, I am. That's another thing that's impressing me. With Sandy. She backed it out. It's tough. It's very tough. Let me tell you how meaningless and pointless this film footage of this talkingus. So just as a little tester, you know, I watched this show with my wife and I just turned to her just for you know, just get hey, honey, what do you think about the scenes on this show out when they're parking the boat? Said, I never noticed white noise. It's like white it doesn't exist. She probably sees him doing it and looks at her phone. It looks like things aren't going well with Tash and her boyfriend, who no one gives a shit about. Um. He says, I'm at an absolute end and I can't speak to you now. If this was actually a sign that these car runs were going to end, I would be extended. But it's not. It's a melodramatic cry for attention from a grown man, sad. I wonder if we could get him on and on Nick, let's get him on. He's unnamed. Oh well, we can figure. I think she's I think she's already posted pictures and then took him down earlier in this season. But we'll we'll get the ditch alright. So we've got some scrilla, some guap, some cheddar to hand out. Let's get to the tip meeting Pat ticket Awa. Yeah, very boring tip meeting. Twenty k total person I already forgot who was the guests started guests on this ball? Can I just a quick public service announced with guy Frey to people on the internet. Stop like getting piste off about the dollar amounts being weird like I'm seeing Sandy and cast members have to be like this is why it's this much, because these it's like, do you really care that much? Hey, what happened to the extra two hundred and fifty dollars? Why are you writing to these people? What happened to your life that you're This is a serious question. If there's ever a leftover that is unaccounted for, just assume that got it right, or just don't care for someone in a similar position. Now here's what's interesting. And this is now a production trope because whenever they got to make sure these people, these sea rats go out there almost call them people, uh, go out and then we need him to get all I would have been incorrect, all liquored up for the cameras. You know, we need the good footage of the fighting and all that. It's always under the premise of the captain saying, you know the owner, um who you've never met. We never will because he doesn't exist in this content squid games. They have masks on. Yeah, he's decided to give you guys all a paid day off. Yeah, yeah, sure he has. Yeah. So but before we get there, we have some work to do. Do you bring your notes and blue ink? What's going on? Yeah? Blacks out blacked out? Got it? Um? All right? So um these fucking sea rats. Man Storm needs to show Sandy that he can lead by scrubbing things and missing his friend's birthday dinner. Nick, do you want to take this? Shut up Storm? Oh yeah, shut up Storm. Sorry. I was distracted by the blue echos, thinking how funny it was that. How you observe that? Yeah, it's been a thing for three weeks. Yeah, so Storm misses Z's birthday dinner to scrub barnacles. I just I didn't like how they fooled us though, because all these people, whether you're gonna be cleaning a pantry and not going to Ze's birthday, We're going to see you later out for drinks. You missed the dinner part. Who gives a ship? Although for Storm it's a little bit of a bigger deal in my opinion than Natasha and Kyle. And honestly, I mean this is strike strike one. It sounds like we have strike too, making Courtney Lee deckhand coming right down the road. I don't even know if Storm likes Z. So um, Kyle and Natasha are shipping their pants and their bunk and they are not going to go out to dinner as well, because they want vengeance. Roundabout passive aggressive vengeance. Tash says that Natalia should be thankful that they are staying back and cleaning up the pantry. Tash enough right. Furthermore, Natalia is right on being piste off about this because it puts the...

...onus on her to break with the solidarity of the team, further deepening the cosmic kind of clickiness between the two and the one. It's very nasty. As Nick said, it's very nasty. I wish though she would have expressed that. She kept saying like, oh, just mad you're missing. No, it's because you were worried you're going to look back. I don't think she should. Natalia should be grateful to Natasha and Kyle, but she she's really shut up when they decided to do it. You've been bitching, Okay, so let's get to Nope, Jason stays back to mhm whatever. So let's get to the night out. But before we do, what's up? I I just would have that pantry cleaning forty five minutes. I just want that set. Yeah, what are we talking? I guess thought I won't do that again, but Jesus, all right, so let's get to the night out. But before we do, let's take a quick break to talk about today's podcast sponsored by Magic Mind. Uh. What is it other than the greatest anti procrastination alisure ever invented by man? Well, that's that's most of the things it is. But if you really want to get down to brass tacks, Uh, it's also a once daily macha based shot that has twelve other natural ingredients. Oh true, because twelve natural ingredients today I did. Actually, Uh, it's very rare that you can make a mistake like that. It's almost unheard of. But the fact is the natural alchemy of these twelve ingredients mixed together are going to give you a nice, zen focused home throughout the day, so you start knocking stuff off your to do list rather than seeing it grow. Um. It reminds me a lot of Green shar Truce in that it is a coveted recipe. It is a sacred recipe, but it's not made by monks but rather a super spiritual, brilliant dude who made a ton of money in Silicon Valley. Do you want to be a winner? Do you want to be Silicon Valley millionaire? Big guy or big power woman? What or just be better at whatever you are to do. Start using magic Mind. Go to magic Mind dot Co. Use promo code Jason. Use promo code Jason. I don't know, I said Jason twice. Use promo code Sandy. You know what. I'm just gonna put the same ad in both. Use promo code Jason. If you like down Under or if you like Mad, use promo code Sandy. Yeah, both of them work. Jason or Sandy. Magic Mind dot co off do more stress less. All right, so let's get to dinner. Z has gone from having a week dedicated to his birthday to a shitty four person dinner. But Z doesn't care. To quote Cat Williams, tonight, we're getting fucked up and you are not pimping if you got white socks on in the club, pimping all over the world. Totally so um, really bizarre. Cat Williams is a very intense TikTok going around about who killed Tupa. I think there's actually a pretty popular podcast that just dropped about who killed Tupac. I think the cops close there's zero in on that killer. Yeah, they better keep keep looking for him because it's damn It's like o j I just assume Sugar Knight killed everyone in the nineties, right, Okay, So I love blackout Z. Can I get you guys some water? Yeah? Also tequila. Now here he goes the table shades Tosh quite a bit um. And I love to tell you because this is the first time a sea rat on this cast has said enough with the two boyfriends ship, you know, like it's a boring black hole sucking all the goddamn attention. She didn't say that, but you know, kind of, she's the first person that's like, I am sick of her ship. So dinner hits the table in the form of I think like lamb and some massive mound of bulgar or wheat. My god, did that look unsightly? If you cleaned that plate, you would not ship for a fortnight. I swear to god. It was too much. It was too much wheat. It was too many outs. That's two weeks. Yeah, you know, people do that. People just don't poop. When I was I was on this weird day. You have to have done that before. In college, I was on this weird diet where I'd only eat sorry, and uh, I'd poop every eight days. And it was the most excruciating experience one could have. That's wild, but that's extreme for sure. But if you do have, like look up like the regularity of how much you should poop, it says like one to four days, Like there is really no Yeah, they swear to God. Should be once every morning, once at eleven fifteen, once at five thirty, and once right before a bed time. Yeah that's a lot. Yeah, no it's...

...not so. The meanis arrive and the feuding the pantry cleaning, Yeah, I call him the meanis the feuding picks up right where we left off. Jason says something about someone having herpes, and the dorks are repulsed about the table. They get up and they go to suck down a couple of Siggies. Now Jason finds solace and the other meanis, um, do you guys want to cover this or should we head to the club? Go ahead? Cover? We don't have a lot. I only gotta. I don't have a lot to say about anything. It's probably bad when you're doing a podcast. Yeah, yeah, I just think Indiana Jay like he keeps blaming others and and their sense of humor. Everything you throw at is crass and off putting. So what are you guys thinking, is that you have been spoken all day and that's what that's what you're gonna go with. I can't, I can't super funny, I can't imagine that. That doesn't flo I. When you're talking to some farmer about his his fucking crops, well let's talk about his past employment. When they're going to the club. He we get a little sea rat history and we find out that when he was back at you know, fucking Hoosiers and Associates or whatever it was called. Uh, he didn't go to any corporate events. And it's like, ha, I wonder why you're a sea rat? You you don't play well with others. You need to work on that. It's just it's not going to suit you in any industry. I don't care where your numbers are. If you if you're not gonna rob elbows at the corporate dinners, think you're not getting ahead in life. Now scrub that barnacle, you bitch. I feel like the only professions where you don't need to, you know, interact well with others artists, you know, be it like a painter, or like a novelist, or like a serial killer. So um one er said that already. So let's get to the club and let's meet Zis Prey or rather reversed Marianna. What is this young woman doing here? Hopeful she's married, but she's not dead, dude. Well yeah, so I was thinking, hopefully she has friends with her and she's not just at a bar telling strange men that a monster comes out when she drinks. It's just like I got, like Eileen Warno's vibe speaking of serial killer. I was just like, what is this weirdo doing here? And I actually got the same vibe you did initially, except I did think it was Andy. I thought it was the boys. I thought I was Stormy higher in a Lady of the night. But then she said, now this is a thing for married people. I don't engage in it because you know, I'm happily married. And you have to go to Pequito Moss too often. You have no time to go to l and you and I took a phone call last night, on a weeknight, at eight o'clock last night, where was I, Dylan Pequito Moss. No, No, I was at Kabbo Babbo or whatever, Babu grill or yeah to get fish for my wife dinner. I got dispatched on my only night off where I don't have to podcast. What was the order? I don't know. I didn't look at it. Hopefully they got it right. It was probably something with alterations. Of course, I did see a lot on the receipt. It says like all the dashes in, like all the substitutes and all that no cilantro on the rice. Well we kind of bulk noilantro in the right. That actually reminds me of I would go to his house for dinner sometime, and this this one we've never heard. I've never heard he killed himself. I don't bring him up a lot. His little One time they put pepper on his mashed potatoes and he just sat under the table screaming. He said, pick it off, pick it off. It was very uncomfortable. Hey, I finished my point here. This this uh, this whole uh suck in someone's time. This is a professional time waister. Here. What's the woman's name? Mariana, Marianna very calm at the bar late nights like ten thirty. They just want to know. And this is both sexes. They're married. They just want to know they could and then that gets their rocks off, and then they go home and finger themselves or beat off. And they said, it's like having sex. To them, it's it's like cheating, but not cheating because they actually could have pulled it off. That's what she's doing to poor Z. She wastes his time. A girl did that to me one time. We're having this great conversation. I think we're gonna go out and grab some more drinks and you know, maybe head back to the apartment, you know. And he said, you know, I don't know if I told you this, but I'm married. And I said, we've been talking for two hours. What did you think I wanted out of this interaction. We've been talking for two hours. That's why I could never do um when I went to New Orleans. I've told the story before, but when I walked into the bar after my wife had broke my heart, uh and broke up with me. We got back together and then got married, but UM so a happy ending. But I walked into this bar and there's all these kids and we're all drinking, and you...

...approach a woman and you you you know why we're talking to each I can't get past that, Like, hey, what's your name? You know it's there's it feels so I need a friend to watch TV within No, yeah, don't you want to fuck me? Right? How does any woman talk to him? I mean, you know they want they want to brush off. Yeah, unless they're they're entertaining it as a possibility at a later date. I love your term time waster. In high school, even though I didn't get laid by any girl, even if they were in a friend group or not, we called the girls in our friend groups that we hung out with every weekend beer wasters because we were going to hook up with them and they would drink the beer. Yeah, and then but again, a little lady and drink all right? Don't you asked her to buy you a drink? Deer? All right? I feel like we're too Tom Legacy, so Z looks to be going shot for shot for with this woman, and it looks to be a bad idea. She is lucid and ready to rob him, and he is about to fall over. Jason pouts his way back to the boat, and that is when we find out that Eileen is married. I just do not understand what this woman, Marianna, you're thinking to Eileen wrens, No, no, it was accidental. I didn't mean to write Eileen in this note, but I did call her that. So the Blackouts get back to the boat, and then we get to, um the part wherein Storm has decided to exponentially increase the ick. Let's expedite this. I yeah, So z gets back. He is an actual zombie and Kyle looks him up and down and says, what does he say? Well, aren't you a sweet little cake or something like that? Um, so I'm getting my timeline confused. But yes, the the ick is exponentially increased. Uh, kind of injected with a stack, so to speak. When Storm, in a bout of drunken bad judgment, decides to gift the watch that he was going to get his sister to Natalia, who hates commitment, emotion, feelings, I mean lots of stuff. Yeah. What what it does? Uh for Natalia if I can not back here, though she's fine with that with Storms back here. Yeah, Uh, what this is is too much intimacy for her. I think she's emotionally immature and this weirds her the hell out, makes her feel uncomfortable. And there's also a chance, just like in the one with the prom video that she hated the watch reminds me Joey gave Chandler a Friendship bracelet and Chandler hated it so much, but he knew he had to wear it. At one time, he was like he was telling someone how much he hated. He's like, I pitied the food. It has to wear this jeweler. I pitted a fool. And then yeah, and then Joey walked in and he heard him, and he was really hurt. And that's really probably how an Italian was feeling. It wasn't the intimacy she didn't like to watch, or another theory here. I hate watches. I think I've shared this with you before. Anybody who gives me a watch as a gift, I throw it in the garbage. Can I hate watching. That's a bad idea. Why is that? Well, watch is gonna be very expensive. It's not a role X. No one's ever give me a role X. Don't give any listeners. Don't send me watches for Christmas. I'll throw in the garbage. Our our ad guy, Tom, you can get us role Xes for Christmas. After all the business we got it happens. Speaking of which, we hit another ad Oh smart. Oh yeah, let's do that right now, let's talk about this company. Hey, Nick, what time is it? What? What? Yeah? What was? Look? But you know how it's a super big bummer that Pat has to go out and get Cabo Cantina, fish grill wabbo for Sharia all the time. Oh yeah, it's like really putting. Uh, it's splitting its relationship. You know, it would really help uh not to have to do that. The number one meal it for eating well that is Green Chef, which now offers more variety and flexibility than ever before with double the choices. Green Chef expert chefs curate every recipe so you can enjoy restaurant quality dishes at home without compromising the flavor or driving to the restaurant and getting in a fight with patrons and or the people that work there, um, which would then lead to a fight with Shari Pat's wife. Absolutely, Green Chefs the number one meal kid for eating well with winners that work for you, not the other way around. Time saving recipes packed with fresh produce and vibrant flavors help you make the most out of those long summer days. With Green Jeff, you're reducing your food waste to at least by versus grocery store shopping. We've shared a personal experience, although he's not in the room. But my gosh, is that fraying their marriage? These trips to Wabocabo Cantina, Waboo, Fish Girls, Subway, Habit Burger. Go to green chef dot slage...

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...he told me that they were no longer going to be together, and then they wore it together and we had different houses. It's strenuous, but also it's fucking fifty of the time. I mean, just get over it. Yeah, and also think about real emotional trauma. Yea, yeah, you you had to visit dad on Saturday and Sunday and live with him on Monday through Friday. Dylan's dad went to Vietnam and killed the guy. And he saw a guy lose his head in such a way that Dylan described it as his head looked like an ice cream Scooper took it off. Imagine being Dylan's dad in the and the and the trauma. Yeah. So um, And it seemed like a pretty clean break for Natalia's parents. I mean, one day her mom was just gone and never cared about her again. She wasn't getting kicked around home band aid ripped off. So shut up, she's she's just sniff up some of those silver linings in the form of store. So uh toosh and so shut up, so tosh and I'll send off a video text to Frank, just some lighthearted goofing about being a surrocut um. All right. Next day we wake with that feeling in your stomach. Everybody's felt at that pit of oh uh storm is storm though, So he's in no regrets how to blast motion. Um, but man, these fucking searettes. They stay up all night and get blackout drunk. I mean, z is literally cannot you can't walk down the stairs. And then it's champagne in bed back in those vans, and then like it's a fucking baby bottle, the champagne is just flowing once again, Serve Side Beach Club. I'm actually shocked at only thirteen hours later, after almost twenty four hours straight up drinking, Courtney has an emotional breakdowns. That's not what happens. You thought he was gonna have more there. No, No, it's just an ill timed sip of Fiji water. Um so uh. Courtney says that she can't wait to be hung over tomorrow. I don't think I've ever heard and as alcoholic a content in my life. Maybe from my uncle Hub. Maybe it's the only time she feels, you know, it's pretty damaged. Ratt. Well, listen, there's some tough stuff with Courtney coming up, and we'll she is. We joke that she's corny and that she's a dork. But I don't think anybody that watches Courtney has anything bad to say about her. She's just so. She's a good natured, good human being, you know, our brand is snark and we have to. But yeah, she seems wondering. I mean she seems drunk. Oh yeah, she see what she did? Watch What Happens Live reunion last season she was completely wasted. Well, I mean, if Andy's gonna let you take the call from your living room, then yeah, you know, yeah, sometimes I drink nine white cloths and talk about SXX tricky when we're trying to talk about housewives. That's right on top of it's it's snowboarding. So Um Dave hits the ocean and starts butterflying, not before he almost tears both of his A C L s over and over and over again. The man has incredible equilibrium. Um reminded me of myself out there on Black Eyes. I don't fall, I just don't. I I thought seeing that was that was self indulgent. But he's got great balance. Yeah, it's all. It's all comes his strong core. You can't knock this man over. I believe it. But Jeff Dave, when he's exploring by himself, I like this, Like this is when he's like his most and attractive. I'm gonna say it, like like he's just an explorer. He can live on his own. It's not when he's fawning over someone. Dave got his groove back. Yeah, yeah, he's he sawt thrills in those waters and he found them so that um bitch text Toash something about their dog. This kind of sets Tash off again about how much she respects Sandy and whatnot. And then Jason orders a salad and when the crew try to have a moment with him, he Jason's them away. Um. They say, where'd you get that? And he says, I ordered it self? Fulfilling prophecy. Here, buddy, who do you get along with? And are they like rain men? Like? Who do you get along with? You're just I'm done with Jason. I'm done. Get off the show. Nobody wants a poopy pants. You can be removed and someone can be slotted in that will contribute to this cast and the mirth and the revelry of the sea ruts. You're just a fucking bummer with a ponytail, you know. It's just I ordered it. What a fucking nasty thing to say. And who orders food without asking anybody if they'd like to order something? Rude? I ordered it? Yeah, obviously I'll still talk to Jason if he wants to come up. Oh yeah, we'd love to have much so Dave um No. He almost bust his a c L for the seventieth time...

...that day. And then we move on to Natasha trying to repel any and all Natalia trying to repel any and all affection from her life, not before she demonstrates the ability to twerk one ass cheek at a time. Be humble, baby, we can all do it too. It's not that impressive. And I will say this to you with your you know, old Patty was hot once hot and young and uh looks fade away and people they you'll walk in a room and when you used to walk in the room and notice that people would turn and eyeballs will be on you. That you'll wake up one morning and you'll have a few gray hairs and you'll walk in a room and no one notices that you're getting sad by what he's saying. I'm not because it's so far away that that I will be old and I've I've I've never really been the head turner that pat was. So it's it's just not hitting home with me. Not yet. He's going right, So the kids do it differently these days. They go in your d M s and does they want to fuck you know? Oh what did you say? I do this? Sup? I do a handwave emoji. Alright. So, um, before we get to the whole Storm and Natalia chat, there is a little moment between Dave and Tosh. Anything on that now, it's just that it's a cordial conversation. It's not though, because he's hopeful every time they have these conversations. I mean, I get in like Gilly mode when he's doing this. I'm like, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave um a million dollars worth of game. No, I think it's from Mad TV Gilly. Is that Matt TV or SNL Gilly? Not sure? Alright, So Natalia blows up at Storm for going off and having a siggy after encouraging words from Kyle Um those being I would kill for a watch and a man like you. Um. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think Storm handled this incredibly well. He doesn't blow up our freak out. He's like, yeah, it's not a relationship. I'm fine. Oh yeah. It seems like at some point between giving either ick just moments ago he found a copy of Pat's book. Uh yeah, he just kind of retracted and then all of a sudden she was like, oh, what, you don't want a relationship. Okay, maybe I want to RelA it's hot. It's like, well, it's the chapter chapter fourteen. It's let him come to you. You just you never chase him. It's just that's not how the world is supposed to work. What happened when you were talking that married lady? Huh what, well she came up to me. I don't know the story all right, Um, yeah, I know this was a very forty eight loads of power kind of artist war the prince kind of moment for storm and uh standing out. Well, he walks off if we're gonna do a play by play here? And what does she do? She chases him. Okay, so let's get to dinner, but before we do, let's take a quick break to talk about this incredible sponsor. You know what time it is, time we gets sexy. Um. I'm happy that we're doing ads on our own, so that Patt isn't here to solicit uh photos of our fans um engaging in either cortis or coitis or massipatory practices and uh asking them to post on Facebook. But that's not the point of this. The point is it's time to get sexy. That it's time to get sexy, and how do you do that? Dame Products. Go to Dame Products dot com. You enter and promo code below deck and you'll get off. Um. They have a suite of products that are you know, it's a touchy subject because they're welcoming in the singularity, but also they're just the peak of sex toy innovation. I would really love for us today to focus on the flagship I believe their first product ever Eva, the complete hands free vibrator. Yep. If you're having trouble with the misses, you know, just shove it between your guts and let it do the loving for you. Okay. There's also the air lubricants that are balanced to the pH of the inner cavity of the vagina. Cavity is a gross word. The vagina is beautiful. But what we're trying to say is go to Dame Products dot Com entering promo code below deck to get fifteen percent off. Go to Dame Products dot com. It's time to get sexy. Hey, you want that T shirt? Alright, so, uh, not a ton going on. Jason's being a goddamn fucking lon Or weirdo ponytails fucking booker read, Um, this is when they look at the menu and they go, so what are you guys thinking about? And he goes, um, we covered it, but I guess it was good. Hey, we gonna bounce back to Storm and Natalia again? Are we done with talking about them? Because I wanted to congratulate him as being a wonderful pad one. Uh he told he tells her that he wants to slow down the relationship end quote. That was the whole Well, I know we didn't do I just I wanted to make sure we got that because they ended with him essentially saying like, you know, we'll slow it down. We...

...didn't frame it that way. When we were discussing well, I mean we talked about the chapter and sun Zoo and and how he said, uh, this is he said, the show bounces around. I just want to name our Storm. He's listening. He's obviously a fan. He's read my book. It's out there on the internet hidden. I think, uh, I think that character that owns in for Wars, he's been putting it out there or something. He's talking about Owen or Alex. I don't know what we gonna say. You will eat bugs. You will, that's you willie bugs. You will eat them? All right? So, um, nothing funny coming up next. Courtney is just she's an incredible young woman and she's going through a tough thing and it's just heartbreaking to see her go through her father having one of the worst diseases on planet Earth. Um. We were texting about it and Nick Tech says, thank God for Seth Rogan fighting against this disease, and uh I liked that text and was confused about Nick's continued fanaticism about Seth Rogan. You know the man. You think he's like, Oh, he's just this hilarious, lovable, lovable stoner, but you start peeling the onion back and man, this guy is a real mensch the way he's trying to uh here this disease that turns our loved ones into infants. Yes, and also, Seth drop the prices. Okay, it's a fucking ash tray. I were not paying three for your fucking ash tray, you know. I that's my newest client. You know, Seth the woods we built him a coy pod. A is the back of that store? Oh really, did they give you anything? Yeah, they paid us to build the coy pod. Oh I don't smoke, or I don't like ashtrays? Well we smoke. Oh I can ask. Yeah, I'm actually often looking for an ashtray. I often use a mug at my house and it's too small and then I get ash everywhere. And yeah, it's asked. All right, So we wrapped with the uh, the Jason talk. But first, meanwhile, meanwhile, well we get back to the boat, go to sleep. That's bad hosting. Well is are we going to talk about Kyle comparing to tell you to the Tasmanian Devil? Oh no, I wasn't going to talk about any of that. She has the same behaviors as a Tasmanian devil. She's annoying and is very annoying as the Tasmanian. They have a tenuous thing going on between them and she she spins in circles so fast she looks like a tornado. Did he say that? I tuned out? Yeah he said that. Okay, So he says she's like a Tasmanian devil. That's what he did to and not the real animal. It's a real animal. It looks nothing like the cartoon, nothing like the cartoon. And they look like little demons and they're fucking mean, and if one came after me, I would fucking kick at fifty yards. I don't like mean little rodents. They they're like, all right, like a badger, Yeah, like a bad well hunt a budget hunt a badge. Don't possums. Badge don't give a shit, alright, So well, I feel bad for up possums. You know why they induce such vitriol automatically and they're just being themselves. You know. They got a nasty tail, and they got a little like kind of hissy face, but they're notn't really doing anything that wrong. Well, my grandma would make me up in the morning for school, and I would just like lay there and like she'd like get up, get up, and I'd like have my eyes school. She's like, oh, you're playing possum, yeah, because you're pretending to be you're pretending to be dead. So they go to the back to the boats and then they wake up, and we are going to wrap with this Jason conversation. But Kyle and Italia are back in fun hatred for each other. Mode. Storm is telling everyone on board that he has to have a talk with Jason and Sandy compliments Tosh on the cabinet, And I have to say that Sandy sometimes when she wakes up, she looks like she was harshly with like a blowhorn woken up. She has no idea where she is, her hair is fucked up. She's like'scout and it's like, like, what were you doing? Um? I bet she handed a number of prescriptions to the charter boat, you know how they have to do that. She had a long list. That cameo speaks for itself. I think she's getting girls all right. So let's sit down with the j man for a little chat. Obviously this goes great. Uh. Storm is trying to be a good leader here, but my god, man, just let the guy fucking go for the sake of the audience. One more episodes, we can have a hot chick show up. Couldn't have said it better myself. That set for us jumping the iTunes writings and reviews, Jump over to bad Tv subscribe get ready for lots of reality TV content.

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